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Screw

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:56:49 GMT

It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He says "That's cool."

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw, why she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear.

Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:36:35 GMT

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Photo Album: Pon and Zi.

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:32:14 GMT

Pon and Zi.

Pucker Up

Rawr

Boxers or Briefs?

Hug me?

Eated Cookie

Heartbeat

Black Widow

Deeper

Safe

Crying

More Photos...

Photo Album: Random.

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:19:31 GMT

Random.

Guns Are Fun

No Trespassing

Kitty!

Sunset!

Bizarr

My feet

Introspective

Harry Potter game...

Cars...

Custom List: Pickup Lines

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:25:06 GMT

Pickup Lines

Test
· Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
Love
· Love is a sensation. Caused by a temptation to feel penetration; A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Verb
Person 1: Can I verb you? Person 2: What do you mean, can you verb me? Person 1: You know... a verb is a "doing" word.
Killer
· Sex is a killer… want to die happy?
Thrust
· Some people are great. Others have greatness thrust upon them. If I told you that you were great, would you thrust yourself upon me?
Shorts
· Those shorts look good on you, but they would look better on my floor.
Mirror?
· Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can really see myself in your pants.
Teddy?
· I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?
Boo-boo
· I just bit my tongue. Can you kiss my boo-boo?
Software
· You are so fine, you turn my software into hardware.
Keep me?
· If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Library Card
· Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out?
Fabric Softener
· Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Conversation Time
· Kissing is a language of love...so how about a conversation?

Custom List: Why love?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:01:51 GMT

Why love?

Weird
We are all weird and life is a weird. So, when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them, fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Like Crazy
Our love is said to be able to change the orbit of earth. So, if a meteor is hurtling towards the earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.
Trip and Laugh
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh when you trip.
Fall
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Love
Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
One Person and the World
To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.
Perfect
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to love an imperfect person perfectly.
Breath
Love is not the amount of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
Wind
Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.
Magic
Because love is the closest thing we have to magic.